#1 Restaurant Jokes
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Customer : What's the meaning of this fly in my tea?
Waiter : I don't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup taste funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problem, just give me the menu!
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#2 Pictures Joke
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